Phil van Hest | Tuesday, January 17, 2012 
This is the best baby Jesus I have ever seen. Let the caption contest begin. My offensive (yet nuanced) entry is as follows.
"WHADDUP YO! LET'S GET SOME GOD UP IN THIS BITCH!"
Noelle | Sunday, January 1, 2012 P: You know that funny thing I said this morning that we were trying to remember?
N: Yeah. Did you remember it?
P: Was it that I was a Closet Organizer?
N: Yes! That WAS it.
P: Well I remembered it as I was farting in the closet.
(N looks over at closet.)
N: Oh my GOD, you didn't even close the closet!
P: I closed it most of the way.
Phil van Hest | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 This is a comedic monologue I wrote about why Shopping Season gets me down. It has a happy Poop Log themed musical ending.
Phil van Hest | Tuesday, December 20, 2011 I had my first experience getting a script revised by a governmental agency for this spot. There used to be a bit where this guy yelled mistakenly at a piece of garbage, but he Mayor's office neglected to find the humor. So, this is what we compromised on -- love it!
This is also my first experience with "having a media sponsor." It's like having an AA sponsor, except it's the opposite of that. Thanks to KIB for making it real, AlanCBerry@gmail for shooting/editing, and to Will Pfaffenberger(real name) & Jeff Clawson from ThreeDollarBillComedy.
Oh, and thank you Mayor Ballard. Next stop, NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT!
Phil van Hest | Monday, December 19, 2011 - noun
1. Mutual agreement that no discussion or arrangements will be made.
2. The default activity of Congress.
Phil van Hest | Saturday, December 17, 2011 "There's a bee in here, and don't argue with me."
-- Noelle
