Dishfriends

N: I feel like I've been doing dishes all day. 

P: Well, if you'd let me have more girlfriends, maybe you wouldn't have to do dishes so much. Did you ever think of that?

N: Yes. No.

P: What, I couldn't have just some dishfriends?

N: You can have as many dishfriends as you want, sweetheart.  As long as they do the dishes and have boobs smaller than mine.