Easter bitchez. Easter.

The standard "3 Absent Due to Breakage" not shown above.We arrived April 9th, and here we are at Easter still a week away from moving into our new house.  We had to break our lease on the first attempt at housing after our neighborhood welcome wagon came in the form of a police paddy wagon, carting off half a dozen of our neighbors.  Which is too bad, really, it's my guess that they were just about to bring over a welcome basket of pot brownies before they accidentally became affiliated with that convenience store shooting.

We are staying with some Saint friends of ours, and despite leaving no forwarding address, the Easter Bunny found us and left pastel poops around the house.  Noelle has (potentially) invented a new style of egg-dying.  Cover the egg in a bit of plastic-wrap before submerging it and you can achieve some really neat marbling.  That's your tip.  No step-by-step-with-photos instructions, just wrap it, drop it, watch the magic.  If you're not thrilled about having colored fingers for the next three days get some latex gloves.  That's it.  No more instructions.