Fanny Pack

-noun

1.  In the U.S. where a "fanny" is slang for "buttocks," it refers to a small bag worn around the waist.

2.  In Britain where "fanny" is slang for "vagina," Noelle observes a "fanny pack" should be slang for a tampon.

Also "Fannypacked"; "Fannypacker" (i.e. "Do you need a fannypacker or are you fannypacked?").

I'll contact the British Embassy right away.