Flip-Up: Home Edition.

 I am naked around the house.  Clothing is just one more of those tools employed by polite Judeo-Christian society to enforce the mandatory embarrassment of etc etc and I will not abide "The Tyranny of Pants" in my home blah blah.

Since I "hang out" at our place a lot, Noelle invented a (series of) game(s) (only one of which will be covered here), wherein she will randomly reach out and playfully "flip it up."  I attempted to argue that this particular amusement was unfair and uni-directional.  She countered with "Nuh-uh, 'cuz I wear skirts and you can flip them up," to which statement I responded with the quote pictured at right.

To wit, "I have a penis a lot more often than you wear a skirt."

Truer words.  Truer words.