Florgy

-noun

1.  It's pretty self explanatory.  Look -- at any friendly Sex 'N' Breakfast you run out of bed space pretty quick.  Couches are generally next; the shower's been full the entire time; so where are most of the people gonna wind up?  You tell me.

Update on Monday, January 24, 2011 by Noelle

CAN YOU PLEASE READ A BOOK ABOUT GRAMMAR SO THAT I CAN STOP TRANSLATING YOUR POSTS!?!??!?  Otherwise my contributions will begin to include lessons from Evil Grammar Teacher Noelle.

Update on Monday, January 31, 2011 by Phil van Hest

I have never read a book about grammar.  I have been assigned that very thing many times.  I read a David Foster Wallace essay about grammar and proper usage once though.  The title of the book that essay is in is a fair assessment of my attitude towards it's subject; "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

Update on Thursday, February 3, 2011 by Noelle

Even your retort is grammatically awkward!  "The title of the book that essay is in is a ..."