Free Pools!

Not for the faint of heart.

Dress nicely with a swimsuit under your pants/skirt/dress, walk into a posh hotel, head straight for the pool.

Grab a towel - they're usually in a basket or pile nearby, strip down and dive in.

As long as you don't bring one of those "Six-pack Floaters" with you, nobody should ask what you're doing.

I just hung out with my friend's AG and CS in the roof-top pool of the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood, and I bet there's a hotel pool waiting somewhere near you.  GET IN THERE!

What's the worst thing that could happen?  The pool-boy asks you to leave?  Some people spend their entire lives never even talking to a pool-boy, so it sounds win-win to me.

Comments

[Al Goldsmith]

Next time, though, maybe you should wear a swimsuit, instead of underwear. It doesn't work as well if you're just in your underwear.