Phil Goes to Prison.

Yep.  My first prison show.  Hopefully not my last everything.  Ahhh, prison stereotypes.  Hilarironically, this show is on July 4th.  I'm thinking of an opening line like,

"Hello and welcome to the 4th of July Celebration of Independence Show, where we praise God for our Freedom and give thanks for all the personal autonomy and free free will we get to exercise each and every day.  At the conclusion of this show, I'm going out to get drunk and have sex with my beautiful girlfriend -- she's right over there wave to the people honey!  Who's with me!!?"

My friend said that before the show I need to find the biggest baddest dude in the room, get right in his face, and TICKLE HIM!  After that everybody should pretty much leave me alone.

Seriously though, this is happening.  I'll let you know how it goes.