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Noelle | Sunday, July 3, 2011
Noelle | Sunday, July 3, 2011 Just uttered the words "and please use soap on ALL surfaces." I have tried to explain to him my exquisite sense of smell simply cannot overcome such luxuries as not wearing deodorant, not showering after a day of not wearing deodorant, not constantly chewing mints. This is some kind of rebellion of his. It wasn't always this way.
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Ah. It's the writer's rebellion. It's the I-am-battling-my-writing-process-and-so-I-am-going-to-act-out-in-horrendous-STINKY-ways rebellion.
I'm surprised you didn't take a picture of me as I lay face down on the bed in a pool of my own why-do-I-do-this-to-myselfishness. I feel better now.