Truffles!

Yep.  It's finally happened.  I have become a thirty-something domestic.  No one can honestly make homemade truffles and still act all like  NAH.  IT'S COOL.  I JUST MADE THESE, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT EM.  No.  When you make homemade truffles, YOU CARE.  And everyone else had better care, too!  Go on!  Start caring, you people!  And care all you want, I will NEVAH give you the recipe!  That's how much _I_ care.