University Special Edition

There's a student here in whom I've taken a special interest.  She's 47, has two kids, is enrolled as a theatre major, and as best as I can tell, is thoroughly brain damaged.  I took her to be evaluated by the school psychologist, and she gives me updates in the hallway periodically.

"Philip, I can need talk you, yeah ok, so things doctor with other doctor talking and I dunno what but last night I wake up and has two holes in my leg, all bleeding, all bleeding in my leg and then I wake up the blood is dry isn't that scare you?"

"That sounds weird."

"Yeah so weird righ'?  So I went to doctor and she finds blood in my rectals so I hadn't talked to school doctor yet because blood in my rectal anuses."

"Ok.  Thanks!"

I don't know if her theoretical head trauma occurred after her university application process went through, if she had someone else fill out her paperwork, or if this school is really that much in need of cash wherever they can get it.  

No word yet on her evaluation; just getting her to have her doctor call the school doctor took one solid year of writing out instructions, making appointments for her, and letting her use class time to go.  I really want to know what is wrong with this lady.