Wednesday
Jun222011
Where There's Soap, There's Hope
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Noelle | Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Noelle | Wednesday, June 22, 2011 We just had a serious discussion about the various benefits of soap. Many dramatics were executed. Rhetorical strategies were employed. Result: P. is now showering, again, this time WITH SOAP.
We agree this is our favorite "fight" ever. And he wants all of you to know, especially those of you who have previously remarked on his "essence," he did NOT shower with soap just to appease any of us, but to cool his jets so he might refrain "from laying the smack down on [my] girly ass," and to prevent himself from saying anything he "might regret," like that I "should just deal with it."
Reader Comments (1)
Thank you, Noelle! Not that I have much sway from several states away, but I'm sure his closer neighbors thank you too. Soap: the difference between living in the Middle Ages, and living in the now.