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Friday
Oct212011

A Pornkin Creation; The Jack-Off-Lantern.

An unnamed relative sent me a "Pornkins" novelty pumpkin carving kit.  There were many templates to choose from.  I believe the title of this one was, "Money Shot."

Thursday
Jun232011

Sir Smelly of Stinkyton

A new character has entered the play of our lives.  He seems to enter when one of the bath towels goes unused for a couple days.  He is Sir Smelly of Stinkyton, and I cannot tolerate his existence for very long.  His exits are grand, and I must say rather gorgeous.  But then, you all know the disease afflicting me.

 

Monday
Jun062011

Shit talk.

P:  He keeps his shit off me mostly, so, good room-mate.

N:  You mean like his dishes, laundry - like, his -

P:  No his shit.  His fecal shit.

- P&N 2009