Motherbanking Bankholes, LIVE at IndyFringe 2011

Love is a Battlecat: ACME Theatre Edition!

Recorded live at Sudwerk in Davis.  To keep the FUN-RAISING on a fun-roll, half the proceeds from all downloads of this show will go to ACME Theatre Company.

Phil the Void; Love is a Battlecat

And might I add "TA DAAAA!"  I hear good things about this one; not from myself for once.  It's a combination of every embarrassing relationship story I haven't successfully repressed and the most adorable cat philosophy you can shake a feather on a string on a stick at. 

Finally a pun worthy of Shakespeare.

Am I right???  Full disclosure, I invented it and Noelle drew it.  Love, Phil. 

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Comedic Social Responsibility

The following is from the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders:

How do speech and language normally develop?

The most intensive period of speech and language development for humans is during the first three years of life, a period when the brain is developing and maturing. These skills appear to develop best in a world that is rich with sounds, sights, and consistent exposure to the speech and language of others.

So!  This helpful onesie will remind your lesser-inclined friends and family to treat their baby like a human being.  When a fluently capable adult, the aforementioned baby will thank you.

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Phil the Void: Nature Abhors a Vacuum

Only the first gloriously soul-reviving 6 minutes and 51 seconds of the album is listen-able here on "The Internet."  But fear not!  Ye need only "Download the Album" and the entire 70 minute show will begin it's bewildering journey through cable and air into your hardiest of drives.  

From the Vault: Phil -- Somehow Good at Standup. Pasadena Ice House - May 2007

Real Men Find Jesus Sexually Attractive

Photo by Eleanor van Hest

Phil the Void: The Great Brain Robbery

Hello The Internets - current population; you. This show is my latest Tell-It-Like-It-Is-A-Thon, and I'll let it speak for itself.  Please enjoy, and thank you for your support of the arts.  I am the arts.

Las Vegas Wedding

I'm about to attend my second Las Vegas Wedding.  The first was for my dear cousin, who chose with his fiancée an Elvis themed ceremony, with live webcast.  Elvis, in full rhinestone jump-suit regalia, behind the wheel of a hot pink whale-fin Cadillac, drove the happy couple INTO the chapel through the wall of the building, "Kool-Aid Man" style - "HEYY HEEYYYY!!" and I remember laughing with my cuz about how politicians in America still argue that if gay people are allowed to marry it would "tarnish the sanctity of marriage."  We thought it was so funny I put it in the next show, "Phil the Void: Comedy Over Quality."  Here's a clip!

The Infamous Stickers

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